So I decided tonight to just suck it up and look under them. I was scared. Really. I can't remember when the last time I cleaned them. (I know, I'm hiding my face in absolute shame right now). To my absolute surprise, this is what I found:
a lone green sock that Olivia shoved in the corner. That's it. I have to admit- pretty bittersweet. It's great because I have nothing gross growing underneath there, but bummer that I have nothing super fun to share.
What's lurking under YOUR cushions?