But I did get some emails from people who will remain nameless who wanted to know the following questions
1. Where do I sleep.
2. What is on my nightstand.
3. My favorite part about being a girl.
Is it just me, or are these weird? But you know what- I don't back down from challenges, bizarre questions, etc NO MATTER WHAT. Keep that in mind for later lambs.
SO, without further anticipation:
1. Where Does Sara Sleep?
This may come as a shock, but I totally sleep in a bed. A super uncomfortable bed that we were forced to buy and I had absolutely no say in it. It actually was the only bed available in the Duluth/Superior area that had a box spring that was two pieces, thus allowing us to get it into our house. But I'm going to combine a post because Christina posted about her husband's pillow issues and I totally have my own. I have 4 pillows involved every night. One between my knees, two angled and one under my head. That way I feel snuggly. It drives Matt NUTS. I don't care- it's heaven I tell you. (Side note- can anybody tell me why someone would think I didn't sleep in a bed??)
2. What Is On Sara's Nightstand?
Well it's pretty blah. My bottom shelf is empty. The middle shelf is full of magazines I'm behind on. My top shelf are books I'm in the process of reading. The top of the table has my IKEA lamp, my Team Edward bottle (love you, Robert!), my basket of essential goodies (which is like my minty lip gloss, foot lotion, regular lotion, etc), and of course, Cosmo. This month it's about 99 Sex Moves. And if I had a better marriage, maybe I'd be using those. HA!)
3. What Is Sara's Favorite Part Of Being A GirlOk, I guess of all of these this was kind of creepy. But that's ok- I can deal with creepy. OK, so those are my feet obviously. Which I'm going to combine this question with the answer AND a huge issue of mine. (This is where I'm letting a little of the crazy out). I take huge pride in my feet. I keep them soft, toes painted, in good shape. It's a big deal to me. Because feet? Gross me out. All three of my boyfriends have had to show me their feet after the first week of dating. Because if you aren't taking care of your feet, yuck. Seriously- it freaks me out. I don't need model feet- just clean, toenails clean and trim.
I have been known to point out gross feet while shopping in the summer. And if you have nasty feet- DO NOT WEAR SANDALS. If your toes look like alien toes (and by that I mean like they have built in suction cups to them) DO NOT WEAR SANDALS. If you haven't trimmed your nails and they are super long or the opposite where a beaver looks like it's gnawed your toenail? DO NOT WEAR SANDALS.
I have a thing about painting my toes. I do all different colors but my favorite? Is what I call "Fuck Me Red". It's the PERFECT shade of red. It's not trailer trash red, it's not the deep scarlet "I could be a paid escort" red- it's in the middle. Love it. When I wear it (like now) I feel sexy.
Other thing about my feet I kind of like, ok love? Are my freckles. The foot on the left side of the picture has a little freckle next between my two little toes. It's like a beauty mark on my foot. Loves it. I've had people admire my feet. I look super cute in sandals and in heels. I can rock flip flops like it's nobody's business. I once had a guy touch my foot in a restaurant because he was like obsessed with them. THAT was weird, but you know- they are adorable. The picture does not do them justice.
OK- so your homework. Ask me questions. Anything goes. Nothing is off limits. Your name will not be shared if you don't want to. Leave a comment to this post by Friday, January 29. I'll compile answers for a Sunday or Monday post. If you want to email me privately- shoot it to: firstname.lastname@example.org. Seriously lambs- make them good. ;)
And as I'd say in high school-
Afros & Axl Rose- huzzah!