So Lauren from Egosyntonicity gets a million brownie suck up points for nominating me for March's 20something blogger's monthly whore. I do hope you'll go vote for me. My chances of actually winning are zilch because I'm up against some may-jah bloggers. But I am fabulous, even though I am the proud owner of a stoner poncho.
Don't judge me- it can happen to the best of us in a I'm-really-angry-shopping-rage.
But vote for me because then you can all be my little lamb whores. You can't be regular whores because Finny already has them to which I've declared myself her #1 blog whore. So you can be lamb whores. Which is just as good- don't worry.
Then when I get all famous and on book tours, I'll insist on a RV instead of a regular ol' bus and we can all be road trip buddies! And to go with my stoner poncho, we'll wear sombrero's with the dangly balls. (And wow- that sounds dirty..) and then we'll sing songs! Oh this will be fun.
But first you have to vote over at www.20sb.net. Unfortunately I can't vote for myself otherwise I'd be all over that shit. But really this is the first step in my world domination. And making you official lamb whores.
(don't worry, a for real, possibly funny post will come later this evening as usual)
(and I just realized my tags for this make a sentence! "Sara awards 20sb whores". Interesting)