Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Guess what pisses me off? Stupid people.
So she's checking out and then her mom comes. And then customer whore lady wants to show her mom all of the pictures because -oh wait- maybe she should buy more. FUCK YOU. I had to obviously pipe up because it was not only a moral obligation but what I would consider an ethical one.
Me: "Hi. I'm a customer. I know you maybe didn't notice me standing here for the last 57 minutes but I need to pick up my pictures. I was polite enough to let you order your pictures but honestly? And I feel we can be honest since we've been together for awhile, your pictures are pretty crappy. Your son has enough snot to feed Ethiopia and nobody wants that kind of picture hanging on their wall. So if you could just hurry the fuck up so I can get out of here before the mall closes and I'm forced to walk around the entire building to get to my vehicle because only one exit is open- I would really appreciate that."
Customer Whore: "Who do you think you are? Telling me what I should and shouldn't order?"
Me: "Your worst fucking nightmare if you don't hurry the hell up."
CW: *blank stare*
She checked out within the next 30 seconds. After she leaves, I'm ubber nice to the poor girl working who smiles and says, "Thank fucking god. Her son's session ended almost three hours ago."
Are you serious?? Why do people think they are so fucking important that they can just take FOREVER doing something?? Like do what you have to do in a timely manner and move the fuck along.
Oh- so some of you asked what Matt and I did on our anniversary. He got me flowers (pink roses--even though we had white roses in our wedding. Close enough.) and we went out to dinner. Here's us in the car:
(I'm trying to grow my bangs out. This is not a fun process)