OK, so my chicky Mel over at Tweeded has tagged me in a getting to know you post. Basically she's giving me 8 questions to answer, I then pass it along to some people with 8 new questions I create. OK.
So here are Mel's questions for me:
1.If you could spend the rest of your life doing only one thing, what would it be? Promoting a book I had written. I think I would do really well with interviews even though I would probably get censored a lot. But more importantly, I like being around people who think I'm the shit. Because I am the shit and those are my kind of people.
2.What's the best thing you can bake/cook? OOH.. I make really good spaghetti. Seriously- it's super good and I have no fancy trick, it just is. And I can eat an entire pot full of it. And I probably would if I was one of those people who have no shame and could care less that their ass is spilling off of the side of a chair or that in the folds of their ginormous neck they have gross moles and a beard.
3.What household chore is your LEAST favorite? Well that truly depends on my mood. I generally like cleaning and over the last eight years Matt has learned that if I bust out my red cleaning bucket out of nowhere, I'm probably really pissed off or stressed out. Because I? Get my OCD cleaning on when I'm stressed, mad, anxious, etc. But I really don't like mopping. I don't know what it is, but it's such a fucking procedure to mop. You have to get your bucket, find your mop, make sure your mophead isn't more disgusting than the floor, find your cleaner, debate on the 8 cleaners that you find, get the water scorching hot, add the cleaner, and then mop. After you've swept and used your stick vac of course. And I mop twice because I'm all about even numbers.
4.If you could bring three things to a deserted island, what would they be? Robert Pattinson, lubrication, and my iPod. I don't think any of these things require explanation.
5.What's the next big thing that you are thinking about splurging on? Ha! Like I can narrow it down! OK- so I really want a Nook. And I also want the biggest iPod I can purchase. My little 8GB Nano is full and the fact that I don't even have a 1/4 of my cd's uploaded is annoying. I also want a Wii, and Xbox 360 and Rock Band. I am so behind the times it's ridiculous. Having to pay for a mortgage and property taxes is bullshit.
6.What would you do if you won the lottery and you only had one day to spend your winnings? Hmmm.. is ordering Robert Pattinson an option? Because I'd like to do that. Or I would like to do one of those all day adventure camps where you just do one adrenaline filled activity after another. It's really expensive and they usually happen in jungles which is scary.
So these were taken yesterday. No, Sunday. Yeah- they were taken Sunday on my spur-of-the-moment trip to the craft store to buy more yarn. I love my Rock Band shirt now that it fits AND...my hair grew. Kind of. Not really. But it's JUST BARELY long enough to do my pig tails again! I am so pumped about that.
SO.. I bet you want to know who's going to get tagged, huh?? Without further fucking around: Danielle (because you got sassy on Mel's comments!), Chicken (because you like these), Annah (because you rock), Gini (because you said you needed topics), Jamie (because you just finished a challenge and this will keep you on your toes), Amber (because we are going to be real life besties), and Krysten (because we are going to be concert buddies). That's only 7 but fuck off. My linky thingie is being a whore. BUT... if anybody ELSE wants to do this, please feel free and post a link (in the comments section) so I can look for myself.
And you just KNOW I am not going to asking pussy stuff. Nope- not my style. ;)
1. At what age did you discover masturbation and how did that happen?
2. What's the worst sexual encounter you've ever had?
3. What is one thing that will get you all hot & bothered almost every time?
4. What is one thing that you haven't tried sexually that you think you might want to do. Eventually.
5. If there is one thing that you would change about your partner's sexual technique- what would it be?
6. Top or bottom?
7. Talking or no talking?
8. Oral sex- yay or nay?
OK- I'm super anxious to see your posts now.... aren't you glad I think you're awesome?! ;) No squirming out of these, ladies.
Oh- AND if you are brave, give me your answers in the comment section. Night whores!