Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Getting to know you...

...getting to know all about you....

OK, so my chicky Mel over at Tweeded has tagged me in a getting to know you post. Basically she's giving me 8 questions to answer, I then pass it along to some people with 8 new questions I create. OK.

So here are Mel's questions for me:

1.If you could spend the rest of your life doing only one thing, what would it be? Promoting a book I had written. I think I would do really well with interviews even though I would probably get censored a lot. But more importantly, I like being around people who think I'm the shit. Because I am the shit and those are my kind of people.


2.What's the best thing you can bake/cook? OOH.. I make really good spaghetti. Seriously- it's super good and I have no fancy trick, it just is. And I can eat an entire pot full of it. And I probably would if I was one of those people who have no shame and could care less that their ass is spilling off of the side of a chair or that in the folds of their ginormous neck they have gross moles and a beard.

3.What household chore is your LEAST favorite? Well that truly depends on my mood. I generally like cleaning and over the last eight years Matt has learned that if I bust out my red cleaning bucket out of nowhere, I'm probably really pissed off or stressed out. Because I? Get my OCD cleaning on when I'm stressed, mad, anxious, etc. But I really don't like mopping. I don't know what it is, but it's such a fucking procedure to mop. You have to get your bucket, find your mop, make sure your mophead isn't more disgusting than the floor, find your cleaner, debate on the 8 cleaners that you find, get the water scorching hot, add the cleaner, and then mop. After you've swept and used your stick vac of course. And I mop twice because I'm all about even numbers.

4.If you could bring three things to a deserted island, what would they be? Robert Pattinson, lubrication, and my iPod. I don't think any of these things require explanation.

5.What's the next big thing that you are thinking about splurging on? Ha! Like I can narrow it down! OK- so I really want a Nook. And I also want the biggest iPod I can purchase. My little 8GB Nano is full and the fact that I don't even have a 1/4 of my cd's uploaded is annoying. I also want a Wii, and Xbox 360 and Rock Band. I am so behind the times it's ridiculous. Having to pay for a mortgage and property taxes is bullshit.

6.What would you do if you won the lottery and you only had one day to spend your winnings? Hmmm.. is ordering Robert Pattinson an option? Because I'd like to do that. Or I would like to do one of those all day adventure camps where you just do one adrenaline filled activity after another. It's really expensive and they usually happen in jungles which is scary.

7.Post a current photo. If you wish to remain elusive, an abstract or close up will do just fine.
So these were taken yesterday. No, Sunday. Yeah- they were taken Sunday on my spur-of-the-moment trip to the craft store to buy more yarn. I love my Rock Band shirt now that it fits AND...my hair grew. Kind of. Not really. But it's JUST BARELY long enough to do my pig tails again! I am so pumped about that.
 














8.If you could have ANY pet EVER, what/who would it be? ooh.. this is a GREAT segway into my post for tomorrow. HAHA! Suckers. Seriously- I like cats. Cats can be bitchy AND lovey and really? It's just like me. So tomorrow I will give you the lowdown on Lenny-Rosie-Stumpy. Jigga, wha?? Stumpy?? Yes. We've had a lineup change on the pet front line and I will have the story (and pictures) tomorrow.
 
SO.. I bet you want to know who's going to get tagged, huh?? Without further fucking around: Danielle (because you got sassy on Mel's comments!), Chicken (because you like these), Annah (because you rock), Gini (because you said you needed topics), Jamie (because you just finished a challenge and this will keep you on your toes), Amber (because we are going to be real life besties), and Krysten (because we are going to be concert buddies). That's only 7 but fuck off. My linky thingie is being a whore. BUT... if anybody ELSE wants to do this, please feel free and post a link (in the comments section) so I can look for myself.
 
And you just KNOW I am not going to asking pussy stuff. Nope- not my style. ;)
 
1. At what age did you discover masturbation and how did that happen?
2. What's the worst sexual encounter you've ever had?
3. What is one thing that will get you all hot & bothered almost every time?
4. What is one thing that you haven't tried sexually that you think you might want to do. Eventually.
5. If there is one thing that you would change about your partner's sexual technique- what would it be?
6. Top or bottom?
7. Talking or no talking?
8. Oral sex- yay or nay?
 
OK- I'm super anxious to see your posts now.... aren't you glad I think you're awesome?! ;) No squirming out of these, ladies.
 
Oh- AND if you are brave, give me your answers in the comment section. Night whores!

15 comments:

localyocal said...

YOU BITCH!!!!

I mean, thanks, I think...? :D

Smart Ass Sara said...

Dear Localyocal- I believe it should be "thanks" because I maybe just gave you masturbation material. I'm nothing if not generous.

Miranda said...

So I was thisclose to feeling whiney and all "No fair! I wanna play!"....

Then I read your questions and felt somewhat hivey. Can't wait to read these answers :)

The Insatiable Host said...

I am totally reluctant to say this; however, will. fuck, i am soooo happy there wasn't my name tagged in there...but I will say I would much rather you interview people than Bawbwa Walters. I mean really, let's ask the questions that make people shocked and appalled they were asked and giddy as fuck because it's challenging.

yay on the fact that i just got an ipod 3 months ago, and still don't have a WII or 360 or a nook. i also just got cable...and my mop, is me on all fours with a cloth - but i am old school and feel that it's not clean unless its my blood, sweat and tears that makes it so.

God i luv ya!

xoxo

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

I fucking hate you Sara. OMFG. Lord. I really hope my mom doesn't read my blog tomorrow...

Chicken said...

Oh you tart! Well seeing as I have a no sex policy on my blog..-tis true I've actually mentioned that rule on there before. Simply because my dear aunts read it and some of that is a little much for their virgin ears. BUT that doesn't mean I won't deliver. I'll circle back here tomorrow to leave all the juicy in a comment, a window into Chicken sex. :)

Deeps!! said...

ha ha ha.. loved ur answers... but when I read ur questions!! nothing to beat it!! pure awesomeness! I don't think I could ever answer them.. from my blog.. (obv) still!!

loads of luv!
*hugs*

Alpha Za said...

If you could bring three things to a deserted island, what would they be?

Rob Pattison, Lube and an IPOD....what happens if he suffers from erectile dysfunction. Or worse yet, your hungry, boiling over and are in a bitchy mood; hence not in the mood. And you might need some solar powered IPOD cells....just saying.


I love Spagetti...Lasagne is even better...just a thought.

Life of a Doctor's Wife said...

I love love love your answers. Especially the desert island one. Well, and the cleaning one - which goes to show you I like a good cleaning as much as I like a sexy movie star.

Chicken said...

As promised I've returned with my answers.

1. I was very sheltered as a child and really didn't understand how sex worked until I was about 16. At that age I thought the big M was something that only gross teenage boys did. I think I heard about it through a joke that a guy friend made. Yep, that's just silly.

2. Worst EVER was the entire 3 years with my ex. I lost my v-card to him and I thought "what's the big deal about sex, this is what people wait for all their lives?" Probably the worst ever was when I fell asleep, during it, and I wasn't even tired just bored.

3. Mr. Chicken's "talent". I will not elaborate over the world wide web, but let's just say my husband has quite a nack for foreplay.

4. Ha this is cute. Something I haven't tried? Why would you not try something that you want to do? Being open with your partner is about sexual exploration, if you two don't see eye to eye or are afraid of asking for something off the wall, then guess what your sex life is lacking. I can't say there is anything that I've wanted to do that I have tried at least once.

5. I wish he would start getting a little more rough. Our naughty time used to be a struggle of power over who was going to be the boss, but trying to have a baby takes some of the lust out of things.

6. Neither really. I love me some Doggie Style.

7. Talking as long as it's not cheesy talking. First of all you are NOT my Daddy, Second of all I don't feel like telling you how big you are, and third don't ask me if I like it, because if you have to ask because you can't tell if I do or don't then the answer is I don't.

8. See # 3. Giving and receiving.

Sam said...

Whew! I'm so happy my name isn't on there either. The family out in Bible belt Oklahoma just texted me this morning because they're computer got fried and they lost their bookmark to my blog. If 13 year old god fearing brother didn't know what masturbation and kinky rough sex was before...I sure as heck don't want to be the one to enlighten him. :)

Ang said...

Since we'll be meeting around animals (como zoo bloggy event), it's time to show you who I am.
I played along at my blog: http://dirtymartinisandabottleofwine.blogspot.com/2010/07/naughty-first-impression.html

Check, check, check it out!

Rebel Mel said...

Oh so you like Minus the Bear, ey? Have you ever heard of Torche? If you remember, Torche was the show I went to where I got my concussion from headbanging. Anyway, their new album, Meanderthal is one of my favorite albums ever. Its a bit heavier than MTB, but I think that if you like them, you might want to check out torche.

And, seriously? So glad you couldn't tag me back inthis one.

Benji Hardcore said...

1. At what age did you discover masturbation and how did that happen?

Purely by accident, sometime before I was 12 I think.

2. What's the worst sexual encounter you've ever had?

Can't say I've had a bad one as such. Though I have done it in an abandonded warehouse, a bush and a cop's garage. True.

3. What is one thing that will get you all hot & bothered almost every time?

Graphic displays of nudity.

4. What is one thing that you haven't tried sexually that you think you might want to do. Eventually.

Gang bang.. why not?

5. If there is one thing that you would change about your partner's sexual technique- what would it be?

A bit more gentle with the old hand techniques. It's flesh and blood, you aren't trying to get an old volvo into third gear.

6. Top or bottom?

Top.

7. Talking or no talking?

Well, if we stay of interest rates, recent murders, the economy and Ann Widdecombe.. sure, why not.

8. Oral sex- yay or nay?

Yay for sure. Both ways of course, to care is to share. Everyone's a winner baby.

Amber said...

Okay, I am going to answer YOUR questions here in the comment section. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't think I am being a pussy by not putting them on my blog, but HELL, my mother just told me my fucking GRANDMOTHER reads my blog and the last thing she wants to read is about me masturbating.

1. At what age did you discover masturbation and how did that happen? I was probably 12 (I mean, what I remember). I had the HUGE rabbit stuffed animal that must have been 3/4 as big as me. Yeah, we used to hump like rabbits.

2. What's the worst sexual encounter you've ever had? Joshua and I got busted by the cops on "Light Road". It was lousy sex because we were in a tiny car, and then having some perv turn on his high beams while my ass was in the window just doesn't do it for me. Wait, upon reading that, maybe that was awesome.....naw.

3. What is one thing that will get you all hot & bothered almost every time? Porn. I love porn. I watch it a lot (with and without the hubs). Youporn.com is the shit.

4. What is one thing that you haven't tried sexually that you think you might want to do. Eventually. The Sybian.

5. If there is one thing that you would change about your partner's sexual technique- what would it be? Damn, I don't know. Sometimes he sweats a lot and most of the time it doesn't bother me unless a sweat drop drops in my eye.....I don't like that.

6. Top or bottom? Bottom. Just call me old fashioned.

7. Talking or no talking? Talking. I love me some dirty talk.

8. Oral sex- yay or nay? On HIM, sure why not. On ME, not really into it. It drives him crazy.