Saturday, July 24, 2010

I'm leaving......in a minivan...

...and I won't be back until late Sunday night...

(repeat that in your BEST Elton John voice.)

That's right hookers! This bitch is going to Chicago in approximately 20 minutes. By the time you read this me, Jennie and Kelly are (hopefully) in the middle of Wisconsin (if you're reading in the morning/early afternoon) with the intention of arriving in downtown Chicago at 3pm.

THEN.....I will attempt to woo Caleb Fallowill from row ZZ at the Kings of Leon concert. It sounds bad, but the rows go until MMM, so maybe it won't be so bad. CROSSING MY FINGERS.

And what better way to kick off an eight hour car ride than....dun dun dun.....

having your period. That's right- Mother Nature is once again proving that I'm actually HER bitch by giving me horrendous cramps, a headache, and yes- bleeding which may require stops. Which can only mean that I may be forced to use *GASP* gas station bathrooms.

Fuck you, Mother Nature. Fuck you.

See you all Monday!

5 comments:

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

Oh no!!! Not good! Good luck with the drive and have lots of fun at the concert!

Natacha said...

I would love to see Kings of Leon in concert... jealous jealous jealous! Have fun!

Nyx said...

So many recollections, such a small comment box....

I remember one time I had to go to Hershey Park with my then-boyfriend (this would be ex #2). Mother nature decided to show up early. Asshole made me go on the log flume anyways...it did not end well.

Then there was the time that my father insisted on driving through hurricane Charlie. In our minivan. When the cops refused to let him cross the bridge, his response? Yea, it was (exactly) "But officer, this is a Chrysler Town and Country!"

I distinctly remember being mortified.

Have fun dear. Don't die. :)

Jaime Hungry said...

I'M SO JEALOUS YOU GET TO SEE KINGS OF LEON!!! They're coming to Atlanta is September and I really hope I get to go!!

PS. Just use a bush. Tampons are biodegradeable. (...I think)

Amber said...

HAHAHA! Howard Sterh was talking about the bird poop incedent in St. Louis the other day on the radio. I laughed and hoped your concert was more awesome than theirs was.