I bet you thought I was pregnant!
But before I get into tonight's post I have two fabulous things to update you on!
1. I am a certified winner! My card won the Get Sketchy challenge last week and you should go there and tell them I'm awesome. They know that...but it doesn't hurt to reinforce.
2. Then I'm a guest blogger at another blog. Yes-- Neal emailed me a few weeks ago and wanted me to bless his blog with my awesomeness and because I am such a giver I did just that. Go HERE to check out my post for him. I want you to check out his blog anyways because he doesn't give himself enough credit because I look forward to his posts. (See? That was ME declaring my love for YOU, Neal.)
So I'm not pregnant which thrills Matt to no end. I'm a baby making machine and I should be rented out because my uterus? Was meant to pump out babies. I'm just saying.
But we do have a new member of the family to introduce you to:
Meet Batman. Batman is our newest kitty and he has no tail. He was born that way. His mother is a whore and his father is (we suspect) some kind of pimp. Because he gets around. Jackson loved him and calls him Batman and I couldn't leave Batman after I saw how freaking attached Jackson once. Since then we've learned he isn't super nice to the cats so I'm constantly on guard. I think he's just too little to get it. Either that or he is displaying signs of a serial killer.
Rosie. (And guess what? Olivia tells me almost daily that she misses Rosie and makes me feel like shit. But if we remember correctly- Rosie was spraying, we couldn't afford the spade, and we think she was a wee bit too feral. Plus the fact Matt raped her probably didn't help her out. I think it only made it worse.) Anyways- Stumpy only has a half tail. He is Batman's brother from a different litter. I totally LOVE Stumpy. He's awesome and cuddly. But Batman and Stumpy fight a lot.
But we are OFFICIALLY done. No more pets.
(I bet that lady with all the cats on that one Hoarders episode said that very same thing once.)