It dawned on me that I never shared Halloween pictures with yall. SHAME ON ME because I? Have adorable children and the world must bow down to my obviously fantastic genes. And Matt's too but it's my blog so I'm taking 90% of the credit for their good looks.
Every year I expect to get the religious fanatics who say I'm supporting the devil by handing out candy and my response is usually something like, I'm supporting the local dentists. It's a recession, yo. I was super bummed I only got one Mormon this year. I bet the super old Catholic lady from last year who swore at me died. Sad day. But the Mormon was even on his bike! I like bicycling Mormons- they just warm my little heart. Especially when it's super cold and snowing.
The only eventful thing was when a group of teenagers (17 and older), texting on their damn iPhones knocked over a bunch of toddlers to get to my porch. I am that lady who is discriminating when I give out candy. If you appear to be over the age of 12, you get nothing. If you don't dress up, nothing. If you don't have a bag, nothing. (What? Even poor people manage to get a freaking pillow case. Or plastic bag. To come with nothing is pure laziness and it's survival of the fittest up in here homie g dogs.)So I not only gave them nothing but I told them to get off my effing porch and get an effing job. Losers. And then the little kids got handfuls. Poor little stinkers.
Matt only took the kids out for like an hour, but combined with them mostly walking everywhere despite having my mom's wagon, both were exhausted. Here's Jackson at the end.
Anyways. Let's whore me out a bit because hi- my kids would like a Christmas this year AND I can't rely on an obese man with questionable taste in fashion to come and just bring awesome stuff.
So you need to go to my Etsy shop.... HERE..... and buy stuff. I have a bunch of holiday stuff in there right now and more is coming. Trust me. More is very much coming soon. But the kicker? It's FREE SHIPPING on orders over $20. Go through the checkout process like usual, you'll get charged shipping, but send a message to the seller in your transaction- then I'll refund you your shipping. Ok? OK! Start shopping, whores!