Well happy fucking weekend my little lambwhores and goatsluts! :) You'll notice I didn't post some of my awesome for you last night... tis true....
But I was on a date with my husband! Yes! We went to a super romantic dinner to Burger King (seriously) and we went to the movies which was insanely crowded. We saw Due Date, which I've already seen and loved... but he hadn't. It was still just as funny the second time around for me. He liked it. It was so crowded though and I really expected the second Friday it's out to be a little slower but no. Which.. I guess is good for business but dang. It makes it hard to get frisky in a theatre when you have a coughing 250 pound man next to you. Kind of kills the mood, eh?
You won't get a post this evening BECAUSE I'm going to be at Krysten's house. It was supposed to be our blogger meet up but her new job wants her to come in for orientation, the same time as our meet up, so it kind of pushed to the side. But it's ok because we all understand the need for a job so till next time. But I'm still going to go down to her house this evening and she is going to school me in Harry Potter. To my fucking credit before you get all up in my ass about this, I HAVE seen the first two. And possibly the third but I can't remember. I know the first two were in the theatres on Thanksgiving. I remember this distinctly. Anyways. I haven't read the books and I can't because I've already started watching the movies. I'm kind of a crazy in that I can't read the book if I've already seen the movie. It has to be book first THEN movie/show. I don't know why- but it just has to be. But I'm still going to watch the movies. Krysten says I have to otherwise we can't be friends. Sad day. So I'm going to get schooled. We'll eat junk food and talk about boys being stupid. I'm excited.
What I'm NOT excited for is the fucking snow. I hate snow. I hate it with such a passion that every winter I contemplate leaving and never coming back. Matt can be my summer husband. Which is why I think I should take a cue from that show Sister Wives and find boys to marry. I'll marry like 3. Anymore than 3 might be tough. And they can be Brother Husbands and I'll have them spread out in the world. My winter guy OBVIOUSLY has to have a nice home somewhere warm. I'm taking applications....starting...... now.
But it's supposed to be snowing all day and night and like storm warning levels. I swear to you that if I get stuck in a blizzard you'll be happy I can't post. Anything that comes out of my mouth in a situation like that is something nobody should ever have to hear. And Matt can attest to that.
On Sunday Krysten and I are going to IKEA and Mall of America. It's going to be an impromptu gathering of MN/WI bloggers that are awesome. If you are in the area and want to join the group of awesome where we'll likely say dumb things and possibly get kicked out of both places.... let me know. Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with your cell number and I will text you with the deets as I get them. That's right- straight from the source bitches.
Then I drive home after a day of shopping. I hope I'm not tired....because a lot drive in snow is HORRIBLE. If you've never done it...don't. It's not something I recommend.
So I'm off to pack. I have no idea what I'm wearing but I'll wing it as usual.
I hope you all have a fun weekend and I will be back with my awesome on MONDAY. :)