Before I start bitching about something that has sent me over the edge.. I'm going to show you what it means to be a fantastic lambwhore/goatslut. What it takes is paying attention to the stupidity I spew to you almost nightly. It takes some dedication and the balls to put a bunch of random crazy in one box.
You'll remember a few months ago Amber mailed me the biggest box of awesome ever. I'm STILL working through all the fun stuff she mailed me and every time I find something new I will confess my panties get a bit damp.
But today- two of my most favorite people in the whole wide world, who I would kidnap if I could, who one of them is having a baby and I'm pissing my pants with excitement over the EPIC gift I'm working on for her and I only wish I could see her face when she opens it, and one who I swear on Batman and Stumpy's lives I will go to a concert with someday even if it means I kidnap him and we illegally get into a show.... mailed me a box.
Matt and Jamie are besties in real life and I love them to bits. And even more because look at this crazy they mailed me:
And in true Sara fashion, we're going to close up this post with a bitch fest.
You know how you buy stuff online and 99% of sites will send a "thanks for your order!" email and then usually tell you when you're going to get it? Well, Etsy doesn't. SURE.. you get the confirmation you paid. But as a seller and a buyer- I have a bit of a complaint. Every time someone buys from me- I send an email as soon as I see a sale has been made and say something like, "thanks so much- I'm mailing it today" or whatever. THEN I send them an email letting them know when I mail it and ask that they leave feedback or let me know they got it.
But honestly? I think few sellers do this. And that? Is really fucking RUDE. Like right now- I've purchased two things as gifts... and I have no idea if the seller got my order, are they mailing it, have they died, will I ever get it, nothing. No communication. And it makes it really hard for me to leave them a positive feedback because I think as a seller you have an obligation to communicate to your mother fucking buyer. Whorebags.
On the flip side, I got an email today from a buyer who tells me they didn't get their thing that I mailed a month ago. Just when I think things are running smoothly with the United States Postal Service, I am once again reminded that even though we drive in trucks and fly packages in planes... it's not any more reliable than a fucking pony with arthritis and 3 legs. Because it's still hit or miss. SO frustrating. So I feel horrible for this person waiting for this package that is probably in Sarah Palin's backyard and/or Russia- so I'm going to mail her a new one tomorrow. But I'm glad she said something to me because again, if you buy from someone- LEAVE FEEDBACK. I like to know if you got it, if you liked it, or what I could do better next time.
So yeah. I'm going back to the post office tomorrow which I have done every day for the last 7 business days. :/ Awesome.