So I'm pretty much going to give you a bunch of links to go do stuff.
First off, remember last night I posted about being a picky eater? And my favorite food is french fries from Wendy's with EXTRA salt? Yeah. Go here and you'll know what divine intervention is. THAT is a sign. It's a sign I need to eat the fries and if I'm broke Jeebus will provide for me.
Thank you Jeebus.
Second off, if you love my Etsy shop... you should go HERE. I'm giving away a set of cards for a holiday giveaway hop thing. You'll also find a few other givewaways going on, AND a link to even more giveaways. You can thank me later.
Thirdly, Simple Dude asked me this weekend if I'd be interested in guest posting for him. Which I'm always up for, even though I feel all this pressure. I decided to talk about airport security and how it's really awesome and it's like free hand jobs for everyone. I am HIGHLY encouraging you all to witness my crazy by reading his blog. Go HERE. Right now. I want a fabulous showing of lambwhores over there. Feel free to tell everyone I'm your leader. (Don't mention the beatings you take.... that's a fun surprise for the newbies.)
The really hilarious thing--- is that while reading the news today I came across an article titled, "Man arrested after ejaculating on TSA worker". I'm serious. You can go HERE to read that story. It says the guy has sexual dysfunction... maybe the "multiple piercings" are to blame? I don't know. It's gross. And a nice pair of pants were probably ruined. Sad day. Because you know the airport shops never have nice pants for sale.