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Friday, January 21, 2011
Dear Sara. Winner. Hacked. 'Nuff said.
Ok whores. I have a lot going on and had a pretty shittastic day overall, but that will be explained in the vlog below.
I haven't given this award out in a few weeks because everything has been blah to me and yeah. I just don't know... I was totally PMS'ing because I have my period as of today. (Because I know some of you care.) But this week I'm going to give this award to.....
1. Describe your worst haircut/hairdo. Oh fucking jesus. There have been so many but the one that was the most traumatic in memory was 7th grade. Like two weeks before school started my mom wanted me to get my hair cut. And I got a girl mullet.
I know how bad it looks. It was horrible. Another fun fact is that my hair grows really slow. (PROBABLY because I'm practically malnourished with not eating fruits/veggies or drinking milk. Whatever.) I remember crying because at the time, I had a similar haircut to my grandma and I did not want to go to school. And seriously- it was like this all of 7th grade. In 8th grade I had a little more bob to it but I still looked stupid.
2. What would be your dream vacation? Honestly? It's going to be my 2012 Roadtrip. I'm so excited I feel like a horny hamster. Seriously. I love road trips, I love my friends, I love doing stupid and random stuff and it will all happen on this trip. I'm going to meet other bloggers, hit the beach, and go into my 30's with a bang.
3. Mickey Rourke (the bloated version) offers you $500K to spend a weekend with him.. your answer is? Hell fucking no. Girl, I just couldn't. Because his face scares me. He has that grin where it's like Cheshire Cat with no teeth because all you see are the previously plumped and now deflated lips. He's littered with STD's I'm sure. And now. Ew. No. Never. Ever. Not even for a new window.
4. So all the talk on your blog about sex toys and everything like that... I have never used one but always wanted to. Thinking about buying one.. what do you recommend? What's your favorite? Well... if you are a beginner and are looking for something to use alone.. a vibrator. Hands down. Go basic, and something that doesn't scare you by looking at it. Definitely. If you are looking to use something with a guy.. you can try a little bullet vibe for him to use during oral sex OR you can get a cock ring. Seriously- they are fun. Especially if you get one that has a nub or bullet vibe attached to stimulate you at the same time. I say start small and work your way up! My favorites are: this, this, and this.
And finally... click on Play to hear who won the $25 EdenFantasys Gift Card, my bad luck of being hacked, and window update. And me maybe dying.