Aw... I bet for a hot mess minute there you thought my husband was taking me on a date. (But YOU could have a date with your hand if you'd like.. enter my GIVEAWAY).
Silly lambwhores. He is super anti social and his version of a date is letting me share the couch while he watches Antiques Roadshow. Sadly, he will only be 31 in August so he isn't actually geriatric.
No. For Christmas, my super awesome and sister from another vagina, sister-in-law Kate got me my VERY OWN Edward doll. But I call him my Robert. Whatever. I like Edward but I know Robert is not a vampire in real life. I get it. Most of my long time followers remember my birthday gift involving Robert from last year (go HERE if you are clueless), and last year for Christmas Kate got me the movie Robsessed. Which, amazing. I could stare at him for days. Mmm...
OK. But here's me and Robert embracing. Well, it's me before it became Sara vs. Mattel packaging.
Not only did I get the doll, I got a stand to put him on but I also got an official certificate (why?? WHY do I need this??).
More disturbingly, I was kind of freaked out by the box. No lie. Doesn't he look constipated? I don't remember this look in the movie AT ALL. And I'm going to just embarrass myself and tell the world I have watched Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse AT LEAST twenty times each. I'm SURE there is no constipation happening.
Anyways. So while everyone wanted me to take cardboard Robert to Eclipse... it's just not possible. He isn't really portable. It IS 6 feet tall and awkward to carry. He also doesn't bend.
BUT I can and most certainly AM bringing Robert doll to the Breaking Dawn show in November. Yes- my calendar is marked, I'm poised to buy tickets online the SECOND they are available and I have a little surprise up my sleeve. A blogger meet up? Perhaps. Oh, perhaps.
But I have a date. Not that Kate isn't enough, believe me, she's a FANTASTIC date and she doesn't smell like dead cats or candidates for Hoarders (unlike the ladies we were behind for New Moon...). Anyways. The only thing about Robert doll is that he has an unfortunate mullet hair do.. which is not like Robert (or Edward) so I'm sad. But his face is shimmery and his eyeliner is applied better than mine. So I don't know. I obviously have to step myself up if he wants to be seen with me in public.