Monday, February 7, 2011

Weight Loss... Week 2. i'm a loser baby. (not in a good way)

Ok, so it's week two. Last week was hard, homies. And not because I did anything (because I didn't) but because I am good at motivating others and myself...not so much. So I only exercised Monday.

I know.

Bash me now. It's ok.

But I realized that my obstacle is scheduling time to work out. My ideal time is either right before the kids go to bed or right after. Unfortunately, that's when my phone is blowing up, people stop over, kids have meltdowns, and when I clean. So obviously I need to make working out a priority. And this week I will.

I also did not stick to my goal to drink milk. But this week.. I bought chocolate syrup. And shut the fuck up- if it gets me to drink the milk then that's what I'm going to do. The thought of milk makes me gag. I won't even talk about what my mental images are when I drink milk because I'll ruin it for you cow tit juice lovers out there.

So this week my weight is..
Last week I was 158.4. Clearly.. this is a bigger number. And even though you can't see it well, my toe nail polish is chipping so I promise next week I'll have better looking feet. Sads. I have a thing about my feet which is why I paint my toes even in the winter. So in case I die, I will have cute toes. It's the little things.

This week's goals:
  • actually drink milk this week
  • work out 3 times, bonus points if I do 5
  • only eat fast food twice. This will be the hardest. I love me some french fries
OK... so here's your pep talk:


Next week I am going to have something in my sidebar linking to everyone participating. It's not too late to join, and we're doing it all year. That's right-- we're not chumping out after a few weeks fatties! We're doing this shit all year so that we can rock the holiday parties in slut dresses!

11 comments:

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

Yeah. I haven't started playing yet. I'm getting there. Seriously.

Married Away said...

My scale went up one pound this week too!!! GAHHHHH! I am blaming it on my period...

C.Byrd said...

I am thinking about joining the challenge. I'm already doing a "Game On Diet" challenge, but this will help me stay on track since I have to share my weight with the entire world. yikes....

The Mrs. said...

Eh, I failed this week, too. Next week tho, next week--it's fucking on. You gangsta weight~loss ninja! Ride that fuckmill like it's Robert Pattinson! Maybe daily check-ins via FB? Like you could stop in and say, "Hey fatass, did you work out today??" or "Put the fucking fork down. No one is going to steal it from you." That would be great ;)

Here's my shame:

http://mylifeasawomanmommyandwife.blogspot.com/2011/02/little-fatterweightloss.html

Amber said...

I have good news for you. You don't have to drink milk! I know they say the Calcium in will help you "melt away the pounds" and "burn fat" but water will do just fine if not better. Unfortunately American milk is crap. It is pasteurized utter puss. So seriously...water or water with lemon is your best option :) and no I am not Vegan so there is no moral bias going on here. Milk is just...well overrated.

Way to stay motivated though. You can do it!

Nicki said...

Oh my God. I, too, want to wear the slutty holiday dresses. BUT SARA you totally inspired me to work out 3x last week! Now this whole holiday dress thing may make me work out 5x...you, madam, are a fucking great motivator.

Organic Meatbag said...

I AM going to bash you alright...as soon as I eat this slab of flank steak and polish it off with a 2 liter of Coke and top it all off with a 4 pack of peanut butter twix, which I dip in caramel and smear all over my naked body as I enjoy it... hopefully, this unfortunate visual will scare a few pounds off of you and motivate you!

prettylittlereckless said...

I won't bash you because I didn't do so well either. :-/ Next week we'll rock it! :)

Oilfield Trash said...

You need to get back on the fuckmill.

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

I worked out 3x last week but since I didn't have a scale to weigh myself I have no idea if it did any good. I've decided to weigh myself every Monday at the gym. That way I'll be at the gym already.

FinnyKnits said...

How come you're gagging down milk? Is it for the calcium or vitamin D? You could maybe just take a supplement instead and not barf all over your cute toes.

Just saying.

Stay strong, mama - you're doing great!