I have no reason why I put that as my post title. For some reason I have that song "Jump" by Kris Kross (holla early 90s!) in my head. Sad fucking commentary there.
But let's update you on some things that I feel like I left hanging. Before I forget?
Mr. Furnace works... but he isn't happy about it. He works like 50% of the time, so I'm compensating by using space heaters. It's ok. This morning I woke up and could see my breath which kind of reminds me of camping. Except we're inside. So it's kind of like being homeless in a fancy cardboard box? But I talked to a few people who know about furnaces and they all think it's the flame sensor so we're going to bite the bullet and buy that which is like a "couple hundred dollars" from what I've been told. We'll find out when Matt calls around tomorrow.
But we got our state and federal tax refunds today... so that's pretty much all reserved for house stuff and paying off our vet bill for Lenny. Good bye tax refund--- you made my account not so sad for like a few hours. So after I pay the vet bill tomorrow our account will be back to lovely $5 balance we were at today. So yeah. But at least that's paid off. And I'm trying to make that be my positive spin on it.
I decided I'm throwing myself a 29th birthday party in March. A few people said it's sad to throw myself a party but since nobody wants to coordinate it and I want a party- it's on me. And I don't care- it's not like it's that much work. So tentatively the plans are set for March 12 and it's dinner out, sex toy party at my house, maybe hitting up some bars later. Good times will be had and pictures will be shared. ;) But that means I need to get my ass moving on invitations and stuff. Oh.. and goodie bags.
But just like last year... I'm going to do a giveaway around my birthday... another round of "Sara's Favorite Things" type giveaway. Details will come soon. But in the meantime... feel free to get me a birthday card. HA! :)
I was wondering how it is that I have almost 500 followers but not a lot of commenters? Is that weird? I don't know. I just realized that. But (hey hey hello newbies!)
I started looking for outfits and stuff for our boudoir photo shoot in August and holy fucking shit... there is NOTHING really made for girls with a pouch. I though I'd go the route of a corset.. but all of the ones I liked stop before my pouch area begins. (FYI: my pouch area? Is under my belly button..) Does anyone have suggestions? Ideas? Anything?? I can suck it in with the best of them but I don't know I can do it for that long without one of my lungs exploding. And I don't know about you but "sexy" and "exploding lung" doesn't really go together.
OH! Guess what? I'm going to be a grown up and buy some snow pants maybe this weekend. MAYBE. Matt says he'd like to go skiing and since I've never done it, and it's on my 30/30 list I should go. I should. I'm scared of falling on my butt and people skiing on my head. And Matt says he can't wait to see me walk in the boots. What is he talking about? Should I be worried? Am I going to bust an ankle?? AND he said I have to go on the little kid hill. What kind of fucking SHAME is that? Ugh. It's going to be bad and I hate everything about the outdoors and especially everything about winter. But I have committed to trying it once.
Oh. And there are a few things that might not happen on my list. Like learning piano. Dudes, I'm not going to be able to get a piano. What with my financial woes of 2011 *SO FAR* and all. So that got me to thinking... I should have a back up list. Like, if I can't do that... what can I do as an alternative? Do you have ideas? Are there things you'd like to see me try, and most likely miserably fail, and make a huge ass out of myself? Comment and let me know. I'm open.
I have two questions for Dear Sara this week and they both pertain to sex related things... so ideally, I'd like to get a few more. Let's make it out theme this week, huh? Email me your sex related questions to: sarastrand9438(at)hotmail(dot)com. Or you can FB message me too. :)
Ok. So I think those are my updates. Oh- and yes, my abs hurt today. And I wrote the chocolate moonpie I ate in the "dairy" column. Because chocolate = dairy. Wrong? I don't think so.