I don't know where I saw it, but I recently read that January 2 is National Weigh In Day. It was probably for an advertisement for a local gym or something, but still. It just happens to coincide with Hot Bitch Monday so there you go. Which makes me think that really I'm a genius in more areas I just don't know it yet if I can make these two line up just so.
So in honor of National Weigh In Day:
And just as an aside, as I'm eating said Moon Pie, I am browsing Facebook and my friend Beverly posts this:
In the beginning I was like, "Aw... poor interpretive dance school drop out turned into a stripper". And then I'm like, "Holy fucking shit I can barely bend over to tie my shoes most days." And it makes me feel like an even bigger loser that I have never been able to climb a pole let alone do anything like that. But now I'm wondering where all those super good pole climber girls from elementary school are now.
In other news. I think I mentioned a few weeks ago that I ate a lot of Pringles.