Bitches- my birthday is on Saturday. I am turning 30. I'm going to be a super bad ass 30 year old, FYI. But every year I always get asked what I want. Matt asks me every year but to be honest, he hasn't gotten me a gift since my 20th birthday and I've been dropping obvious hints at what I would like. But dammit- I feel like being a share bear, so here is what I would like as I enter a new decade:
I am a self professed jewelry slut, but I don't really get any. And I am a pretty low maintenance chick and to be frank- I don't even care if it's real. Seriously, as long as it's pretty and sparkly, I'm good. So when I was at Kohl's I saw this ring and *love*. I saw a few others that I'd be just as happy with too, but here's an example.
I love my pink Converse shoes but I saw these... and SWOON. I'm a polka dot whore and I must have these. I also want a pair of sparkly ones and green ones. But the polka dot ones are at the top of my list.
I also really want this book. I keep putting it on my book list and then I forget about it until I'm broke and then really want it. I sometimes hug it in Barnes and Noble and I'm pretty sure that same woman who is always at the Customer Service desk thinks I'm special needs. I'm sure of it.
I really want a Zumba DVD. I was bummed out at that Target didn't have anything, so I think I have to shop online? I saw one on Amazon that came with a bunch of DVD's and stick thingies but it's like $85. Yikes.
I also need a new curling iron- mine is dead and gone.
I am a huge fan of Ricky Gervais and have recently found the awesomeness of An Idiot Abroad, Season 2 and I must have season one. And two. But let's start with one.
And I still don't have a copy of one of my favorite movies:
And last, but certainly never least:
Only a cold hearted loser wouldn't want a cute baby goat.
Oh! But then I also saw one of these on Craigslist,
and I'm like HELL YES. It's an Angora Rabbit, lambwhores!! Tell me you don't want to just pick it up and squeeze it?
But honestly? I just want some birthday wishes. I always look forward to my birthday and no matter what happens I always have a good one. But I can't wait to tell you how I am going to celebrate! SQUEE! But that's coming tomorrow.