Thursday, April 19, 2012

Boob update and spreader bars.



I am just going to give you a quick post tonight so you know I'm alive, and I'll get to why I'm cutting you short this evening in a little bit. But first....

BOOB UPDATE:

Since my last post about boobies and feeling them up to check for lumps, I have exciting developments to share. As it turns out, the 1-800 number on the back of your insurance card is a terrible place to go to with questions because that girl was WRONG. Coincidentally, so was my doctor and whoever she spoke with because lucky for me, I happen to have a blog reader who works at my insurance company. Yeah, I have hook ups and connections I didn't even know I had.

That's kind of how bad ass I am.

So, who shall remain nameless, told me that not only is my mammogram COVERED, but she'll put something in my file in case I get it and they try to bill me.

*Let's all just have a moment to rejoice in what we're dubbing, "Sara's Boob Celebration".*

That means tomorrow I am going to call and schedule myself a mammogram for the next available appointment. I am absolutely petrified to have my boobs smooshed in a machine, because between me and you, I totally tried to do it in the shower myself, like squish them, and they do not squish. And the pain that occurred while doing so was kind of horrible so I am kind of terrified for this appointment. Not as much as I am about potentially having to get a tetanus shot someday or having my blood taken, but still. It's significant.

In other news, I have been *consumed* by the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy that has been dubbed mommy porn. It absolutely is mommy porn and I wouldn't have it any other way. Things I've learned about myself in the first two books is that I think I want one of these:
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Which, when Matt saw what I posted on Facebook about this, he was kind of horrified. Which is strange to me because he's a freak, but whatevs. I have also decided that purchasing a head board and foot board for our bed is the next big purchase. I have grossly underestimated the value in these things.

So, until I finish the last book (which will probably be tomorrow)...

10 comments:

kimberrleigh said...

I'm so glad your bewbz are going to be smashed! I mean, not really. But I am.
I'm along the same lines as you - my Grandmother had breast cancer, my Mom has gotten cysts. So I'll probably be fighting with insurance in like 5 or 6 years...

And once I finish The Happiness Project, I'll have to read that series. I'm always up for some literary porn, since I'm a chicken and won't watch real porn and we all know my sexual area is more than depressing lately...

Life Love & High Heels said...

ok, is it weird I hate when people write "50" instead of "Fifty"? Because she calls him "Fifty" throughout the whole book... which I can't get enough of. omg. so addicting. I heard about it before it got splashed all over the media and became popular, but didn't bother to DL it. HOW STUPID OF ME. I can't get enough. I need to find my own Christian.

ps- I hope your boobies are ok. :)

Ashley said...

Oh Fifty Shades. So good. So exhausting. So good.

And hooray for being able to get your boobs mechanically squished!

Lost said...

Spreader bars?!

Mind....'SPLODE!!!

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Shannon @ Bungalow960 said...

Shaking my boobies at your boobies in celebration!!

Also, you need to tell me ASAP when you finish reading.

Stephie @ Our Marriage Adventure said...

Yea just fyi spencer's gifts. Great pricing on certain fun things.

Ruth said...

That's good you get your mammogram. That it wasn't covered made no sense to me.
It hurts like hell! They tell you it doesn't and shouldn't but it does.

Mom Taxi Julie said...

Fantastic news!! I love blog land!!

Someone was telling me to read those books too! Sounds like some exciting hide your book reading haha.

Eileen Ward said...

okay babe, I don't work for an insurance company but I do sell SEX TOYS!!! for a living :) andddd you don't need a headboard/footboard for restraints. We have a restraint system that you put under the mattress so nothing permanent and i'ts portable. Also, looking at your whip comments) we have this awesome tickle and whip that you and I may have to skype for me to teach you how to use;).
www.slumberpartiesbyEileenWard.com <-- buy from me and keep my ass in business!
Anddd we need to have a convo about 50 shades b/c I want to know how much erotica people that liked those books have actually read. If she said inner goddess one more time...I was going to scream. Thought the book was not that great, but I STILL want to read the sequels, probably b/c they turn me on.