So I have a whole bunch of random things to chat about and some pictures. YAY.
While driving around Superior and Duluth recently, I've come across these gems of vehicles and I ask myself.. why?
My other plight as of late is bra shopping. I've complained about the bra shopping before and we were good for awhile. But now that it's summer it only highlights the fact that having size 36D boobs I am limited in what I can wear. Because unlike most women, I hate wearing something where my bra strap shows. First off, it looks trashy. I don't care if you aren't trashy, it looks trashy. It's not attractive to wear a dress and have bra straps showing, or even if you are wearing something with straps but your bra shows.
So my issue is that I need a strapless bra. I can't find one to save my fucking life. Am I expecting too much when I don't want to be hiking my bra up all night? Or do all women do that because that's just what you do with a strapless bra? Am I being an idiot here? Am I putting too much thought into this?
My other obstacle was to find a good push up bra. Now, I know you're saying, "But Sara, you have size 36D boobs- do you really need them higher?" To which I say, yes I fucking do bitches. The problem here is that I have had two kids. Back in the day, the girls were on high alert all of the time. Not that they are down to my waist or anything, but I think all of these years being this heavy have taken a toll on the girls. And quite frankly, my back is also in agreement. So I went into Victoria's Secret to get me a push up bra. And guess what I learned?
That in push up bra world I am a 36DD.
Oh fuck me.
So I found one that fit really well and felt OK. And paid fucking $58 for it. Which is what I'm wearing in that picture above, coincidentally. The only problem with it is that my boobs get hot. You flat chested girls don't understand what a pain in the ass it is to know that you are sweating between your boobs while doing nothing. And it's GROSS. It makes me fully understand why they have those body wipes out now for women whereas before I found it appalling people felt the need to use them. Well, now I fucking get it. Also? Every shirt I wear makes me look like the biggest slut ever with this bra on. Nobody is safe. It's like an inch away from making my boobs a chin rest should I need a nap.
So ladies. I need bra ideas. Do you have boobs but have a bra you love so much you'd buy a 100 of them? You need to let me know where you get them, and which style it is. We don't need me hiking my bra up all day or sporting a chin rest. Help a fellow vagina owner out.