Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Whatever Lola wants....

....Lola gets.

For those of you who think I can't talk Matt into things, I'd like you to meet Lola.
 Lola is my newest baby aka the third cat in our household. She's free of any obvious deformities and I believe Stumpy and Batman with their deformed tails (or lack thereof) are angry about this. Lola is perky and she is a pisser.
 She is super adorable and cuddly and then she will attack your face and attempt to gouge out your eyeballs. Then lick your ear.
 She runs kind of sideways but that's OK because she's still faster than Stumpy and Batman. Who are pretty well adjusted to her now. Things were sketchy because she licked Batman's butt without permission and then tried to suck on Stumpy's nipples are rightfully so- they were not happy. But now that she is no longer doing these things, things seem to be going OK.
 But isn't she adorable?? Matt said absolutely not to another cat and then I saw her and was like, yeah right. Watch me work my magic.
 And now she cuddles with him when he comes home from work and he can't say no. Mostly because I think he really does have a heart sometimes. But then he says no to a goat and I go back to calling him an asshole dream killer.
And guess what is happening right now?? Stumpy and Lola are sharing my reading chair with my Robert Pattinson blanket and kissing. Don't you scoff at me- of course I have a Robert blanket.

But she's quite the character and I think she plots evil things. She only attacks me in my sleep and then goes to love on Matt. Which, obviously this is wrong- he would have let her get disposed of by his dad and I rescued her! That bitch should be grateful that I took her in when she's free of deformities. I prefer deformed animals or at least ones who are mildly retarded like Stumpy. They are just so much more fun. But we'll see how she does. We have to get her shots and spayed and all of that jazz so here's hoping she calms down after that.

9 comments:

middle child said...

The phrase, "...super adorable...to lick your ear..." And all your words in between? That describes our 4 month old puppy to a T.
The attempted nursing is actually normal. We had a female kitten doing this to our male cat and the vet said no problem. My son-in-laws kittens used to suck/nurse on the pads of his hands. Too
Cute!!!

Amber said...

She is fucking adorable!!!! I want to kiss her in the face!

And she is a calico (or what I like to call a vegetable soup cat) and I sooooooo want one of those!!!

Jandy xx said...

omg i want her! that last pic... awwww!

oh, and "For those of you who think I can't talk Matt into things..."

best line ever!!!!

Shannon @ Bungalow960 said...

Abby does the sideways run when she's excited. Which is usually. Also, I caught a glance of your tag on the right side while I was typing and I thought "book sneeze" said "boob sneeze" and I was like, how is that possible?

Ang said...

OMG - i'm so jealous! I LOVE kitties... awww... this post just makes me happy!!!

____j said...

She is too dang cute!

roxxyroller said...

OMG all of your kitties are darling!! You were blessed, that's for sure ... it's funny how all of them have their own little personalities!!

Heather from Hot Canada Deals

FinnyKnits said...

Oh no - a calico. They're the cutest and the MOST EVIL.

We had one for 17 years (well, not all of those years were with me, yay) and wow, WTH with that cat?

Of course, my cat is equally psycho and bloodthirsty to it's not just limited to calicos and...hey...I wonder if it's me?

Anyway, Lola is cute, though watch your face and groin.

;)

Eileen Ward said...

omg omg omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomgomgomg she is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!! Every single one of those omg's was actually a cute kitten story about my babies, that I now don't have to type because google would hate me and I'd overload the server with cutness. Lola is soooooooooooo adorable and that last picture is ssooooo sweet! The fact that Stumpy looks like Newton (but Newt has a tail...a nice long one;)), makes me want a kitten so hard. Eeeeek adorable. What do the kids think?