Because I'm all about multi tasking, let's give you a whole batch of Sara Crazy Ass Randomness and call it a coherent post, mmkay?
So Batman and Lola are friends now. Apparently, once he realized she's willing to lick his face and his ass, he's OK. It's always nice to know what you're friends are willing to do and establish some boundaries. But they mostly just cuddle like this. Batman likes to know his butt is secure.
Lauren and I was SO excited. She was my movie swap buddy too and she's just really fun and great so when I saw her box I squealed. Look at all of my goodies! (No, the cat was not included though he thought his fat ass could fit into the box. That's my Stumpy aka fat ass cat who thinks he is a dog and is mildly retarded.)
And then some of you were all like, "Sara- what did you do this weekend to relax?" All you need to know is that it involved these two things, cupcakes, and a vibrator. We're friends- it's OK to share that.
Today though was the BEST. I had one ask me if I was early voting and I was like, "Well, obviously. I have my third abortion scheduled for the 6th so I don't know if I'll make it down. Better be safe than sorry!" Matt about choked on his dinner and all I got was a quiet, "Oh my" and she hung up. Best Tuesday ever.