Let's all thank them now.
My cats are fucking pigs. They are out of control binge eaters. This was the scene on Sunday:
Today was Olivia's Holiday Sing-A-Long at school. This was my view for a good portion of it.
So I saw this on my way to work on Monday. This is the second time I've seen this old guy on his adult tricycle with full Packer fan gear on.
So I saw these at Sears and Olivia and I both agree we need the purple hippo. Obviously. I want the Abominable Snowman, but I feel like he should be huge. At least bigger than the hippo, right?
I appreciate that the post office is busy and they probably deal with the worst the city has to offer who are always stupid and rude. I get it. But when I try to be cheery, and helpful, and patient? I would appreciate it if you at least pretended that you didn't hate your job. You know? When I say, "Hi! How are you?", you can do more than grunt. It's just common courtesy, bitch. So I had to mail these four boxes and buy enough stamps for 100 cards.
Ignore this shitty photo. I don't know why it's shitty.
Because you know I hand made my cards and started printing our family brochure. We're so much better than a Christmas letter, lambs. So I buy all of this stuff and guess what my total is?
Oh, just guess.
Well over $75, that's what.
So then I get home and realize my printer is out of ink so not every brochure got printed. I can't buy ink because I have to buy gas for my rental which oh hey- is a 21 gallon tank and I get maybe 15 mpg if I'm lucky on this piece of shit rental so I spent almost $75 on that. Fucking rental. I tell you what, if you own a Dodge? You are getting ripped off and driving a glorified piece of plastic on wheels. It's like a piece of Tupperware with wheels with shit options. Today it's making a weird noise, windshield wipers don't work and it rattles. Awesome. No word on when I get my car back.
So the rest of my Christmas cards are going out this weekend. They'll be late and it'll be OK because the mother fucking season technically goes through New Years so just deal with it.