I'm not one for food traditions but every Christmas I make two things: caramel corn Chex mix and my super easy truffles that a really stupid person could not fuck up.
Take your bowl out, shape the poop like mixture into balls. Make them bite size because you will get more and they are easier to eat. Work fast so your hands don't end up in a melty cheese mess. It will look like diarrhea on your hands.
Pet your cat that is demanding love.
But you know I got extra fancy up in here because I knew I was doing this tutorial. So I made myself some super thin icing using some powdered sugar, color flow mix, water, and green coloring.