And every year I have blog followers, neighbors, friends, etc ask me for the recipe. And every year I give it to them because these bastards are to fucking die for AND they are easy. AND you can put them in cute little containers and give as gifts and people think you put all this time and effort into them and no. They are so easy. And delicious.
Sara's Super Bad Ass, Ghetto Easy, Stupid Proof Truffles.
1 - 8oz package of cream cheese, softened.
2- boxes of Baker's Semi Sweet chocolate melting bar thingies.
Beat your cream cheese so it's not a lump in the bowl.
Take your bowl out, shape the poop like mixture into balls. Make them bite size because you will get more and they are easier to eat. Work fast so your hands don't end up in a melty cheese mess. It will look like diarrhea on your hands.
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But you know I got extra fancy up in here because I knew I was doing this tutorial. So I made myself some super thin icing using some powdered sugar, color flow mix, water, and green coloring.